It's that time of year when my lover and I aside an evening to open a bottle of wine and discuss one of the most important events in the Egger family calendar, Whit Monday, the annual leave allocation.
As always, the first decision we make is whether we choose or not nude. As confirmed nudists, we naturally have a naturist vacation, or at least one party where you can be naked for most of the time. However, there is an automatic choice and this yearThis is a particularly tempting selection of vacation deals textiles. There is a Mediterranean cruise that looks appealing, and the Rocky Mountain Rail Adventure takes my eye. Maybe we should renew one of the countries bordering the Indian Ocean Boxing Day Tsunami, or stay at home and (sigh!) Claim, however, devastated, we will probably choose naked, and are six reasons.
Reason # 1
Still naked, can help even for a short period of time to save your life!
I'm not overly dramatichere. Really seems that the sale of the strait, restrictive clothing that may impede the natural flow of blood and lymphatic fluid in order to be a real lifesaver.
According to the researchers, a bra can be worn all sorts of problems, including pain and even breast cancer. The show (true preliminary) research shows that women who wear bras for more than twelve hours every day except bedrooms, 21 times more likely to suffer breast cancer than those who are not wearing bras, gettwelve hours a day. And this feel-bras, those who are still in the bed are 125 times more likely to suffer breast cancer than those who do not wear bras at all to get! In cultures where women do not wear bras, the incidence of breast cancer about the same as it is for men - virtually zero!
And not only women who are in danger. The same studies show that testicular cancer can be caused by tight pants for men.
So, stripping bra and panties, even for short timefor your holiday, you may take much healthier.
Reason # 2
Less clothes = less luggage = less problems.
Ever notice how when you can go for a vacation that never seem to have enough packing clothes? So how do you spend the equivalent of the cost of the holiday took on essential points of clothing specifically for the holidays? But did you find during your stay at twice the clothes you need completed? It 'scary, is not it? Do not ask me why it works - probablyInexplicable law of nature - but it happens.
Save for a naturist holiday.
It's as if nudist holidays turn natural laws on the head. The race to cover every eventuality clothes is gone replaced with a disdain for apparel bordering on the obsessive. My normal tissue two-page list Pack is only four lines, namely reduced:
· Clothing suitable for travel.
Just · smart slinky dresses for eveningWear.
· Shorts / Rock / T-shirts for all non-nudist (referred to as bare-a "textile") to talk about excursions.
° and, um ... also it really was.
The immediate effect of this textile cutting is that my luggage, which is usually in the same volume of a medium sized car, only a small suitcase. (OK, two if the other elements of saving, such as hairdryer, make-up contains count, skin creams, lipsticks, jewelry, etc. - Damn, it's a girlthey look better than the buff is not she?) Not only is it easier to deploy and speeding up a get-away from the baggage carousel, it also saves on tips. The generosity that would otherwise be distributed only to train my luggage at the hotel and transport to feed a family of five for a month. A spin-off from this is that less clothing also means less packing and unpacking, plus time for drinking wine and dozing by the pool, the whole idea of a holiday in the firstinstead.
Now it's mine, anyway
Reason # 3
The skin does not stain.
Our skin is wonderful. It is not only the largest organ of our body, but fits perfectly (OK. Sometimes some of us may only have a little 'more than necessary, but you know what I mean.)
Fortunately, it is also easier to keep clean tissue. My husband has a special fondness for pancakes - you know, these things can fritters to buy from stalls along the road in the Mediterranean? Hadeat em 'all day if I did. Unfortunately, it also has a tendency to use the syrup over filling the facade, which has ruined more shirts, as if loose fill a trunk.
A vacation nudist avoids this problem. While maple syrup is not particularly easy to remove from a naked chest - especially a hirsute male - is much easier than washing silk or cotton. Also, do not leave a stain, except for a livid red mark on his body afterSyrup from the hair on his chest was removed, but the pay is the price of men because they are so clumsy. (For the sake of equality, I must admit that this is not just a male character. Known by one or two bottles of red wine I had my chest down with something like that distribute gay abandon, making the affected clothing null and void 's process . But I insist that this is not clumsiness on my part, but simply the result of my being tired and emotional. So there.)
Reason #04:00
It makes more sense than on a beach naked than wear a swimsuit.
Let's face it. A bathing suit is of no use. We are not discouraging dry or hot, and even help us to swim: studies by West German Olympic swim team showed that actually hamper a swimmer swimsuit. She is not healthy. biting ticks and lice, sea or burning and no place to hide his naked body is easily found trapped in a swimsuit.
So why do we wear 'em
Apreserve modesty? Hardly. day 'mens These costumes are short enough but ladies bathers are positively small, with less material of a small handkerchief. bikini afford this less than two stamps on a string, and in any case are rarely brought on European beaches. bikini bottoms cover only the genitals but often leave the bottom exposed.
That also means that you do not protect from harmful UV rays of the sun.
But according to a surveythe Ladies' Home Journal Americans spend $ 900,000,000 a year for swimwear, although eighty-five percent of all swimsuits purchased never touch the water.
Not much sense does it?
Reason 5
Nudist resorts are nice places with nice people
Everyone knows that true nudists nudists are very nice people. What makes it particularly beautiful nudist remains a mystery. Perhaps the most enjoyable nudist individuals move first, or maybe the practice ofNudist somehow improves people. Who knows? And really, who cares? Let's just enjoy the situation. You can send an unlocked car in a station for nudists, and will not be taken. places for naturists and the beaches are generally orderly, good seats. Even in a resort nude Such as Cap d'Agde, with about 40,000 people at the height of the season, there is the ninth of the threatening atmosphere, violence and general awkwardness that disfigures other holiday hot spots. Every type of crime iscomplex almost nonexistent, and higher, even Cap d'Agde, no more than a minimum of security.
You do not get that Benidorm or Palm Springs!
Reason # 6
Nudist entrepreneurs need our support.
Despite the estimate that the world grows punishment naked tour around four hundred million dollars a year and fast, the nudist holiday industry is still a fragile plant that needs encouragement and support. The fine nudist resorts that day Vacation nudist fairare far from primitive camps that were not too distant past, and encouraging new generation of tourists that require a certain standard of comfort, are a large part responsible for the growth of leisure nude. But quality costs money, and these sites are by businesses and charities. If we continue to maintain that close, and we are the old, clapped out, make-and-do-connections better than yesterday. As the old sayinggoes, you have to use 'em or lose' em
So it looks as if you choose bare this year. All you have to do is decide where. Wait a minute. I only have a wonderful idea. Maybe we can support the Tsunami appeal and please ourselves while naked with Thailand. That's it! Brilliant. Well, if these brochures are ...?
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